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New Year’s Joke

When you are 18, you party, drink, and make merry all night long, and in the morning feel like you spent the night sleeping peacefully in your bed.

When you are 30, you party, drink, and make merry all night long, and in the morning feel like you spent the night partying, drinking, and making merry.

When you are 36, you sleep peacefully in your bed all night long, and in the morning feel like you spent the night partying, drinking, and making merry.

Happy New Year’s, everybody!

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10 thoughts on “New Year’s Joke

  1. Benoni on said:

    This New Year’s I stayed up all night playing World of Warcraft with my boyfriend all night long, and then in morning it felt like I’d been participating in the Battle of Somme.

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  2. Yeah, that sounds about right. I didn’t make it to midnight.

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  3. Roberto Severino on said:

    This fiscal cliff nonsense is almost over. The bill was just passed in the House of Representatives and will go to the President next. The drama was all for nothing. Way to go, mainstream media!

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  4. Remember how you talked of enjoying all kinds of life in old people’s home with your husband? :( The joke is kind of sad.

    Anyway, Happy New Year and I wish you at next New Year look back at 2013 with happiness and sense of significant new accomplishments.

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    • Happy Great GrandNonna on said:

      Why sad?. Having reached such an age with husband in old’s people home and still waiting to depart together to Great New Heaven. That’s part of the significant news and accomplishments. Hahahaha!. Happy New Year el!

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  5. I survived the holydays and I am not that tired! I am closer to 30 than 36!

    Happy New Year, my dear friend!

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  6. Jonathan Mayhew on said:

    I guess then if you are 36 you might as well party, because you’ll feel the negative consequences even if you haven’t.

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