>Poor Ross Douthat Still Ain’t Getting Any
>Would some charitable individual just fuck Ross Douthat of the NY Times already and spare us the boredom of his weekly “I-hate-everybody-who-has-sex-because-I-haven’t-been-getting-any-for-the-past-decade” opinion column? As spring is approaching, Douthat is getting into his public fits of hysteria over other people’s sex lives more and more often. Not surprising, since he so obviously has none of his own.
Today’s column is dedicated to Douthat gushing with admiration (the only thing he’s been gushing with for oh, so long) over the tabloids’ prurient interest in the sex lives of famous people. Oh, how much the sex-deprived Douthat would love to dedicate his life to going through the dirty underwear of politicians, actors, and athletes. Revealing who slept with whom when and in what position has an important social purpose. Besides giving Douthat an outlet for his unrequited sexuality, that is. According to Douthat,
there’s a case for erring on the side of prurience. Some private acts should be publicly disqualifying, and the media need to be willing to go digging for them.
You can just imagine Douthat foaming at the mouth with his enthusiasm for digging for the information on the sex acts of others.
As usual, the “why-are-the-Democrats-incapable of-bipartisanship” Douthat cannot refrain from showing us his blatant use of double standards. (Of course, he would gladly show us something else, but nobody is willing to look.) Where McCain has a
complicated relationship with a female lobbyist
Bill Clinton engages in “philandering“. Douthat’s attempts to attract attention to the sex scandals within the Democratic Party (which even by the most modest calculations never come close to the staggering numbers of sex scandals among the sex-starved Republicans) lead him to pronouncements that are nothing short of shameless:
If the supermarket tabloid’s reporters hadn’t gone digging where other journalists declined to even tread, we might never have learned how close the Democratic Party came to nominating a truly disgraceful character for the presidency.
Imagine that, a disgraceful character as a presidential nominee, or possibly even as the President. But wait, that’s nothing new. We’d had a really disgraceful character as our president for 8 endless years. And his crimes were kind of a little more serious than having a child out of wedlock. Like lying to the American people in order to start an illegitimate unnecessary war that would bring death to thousands. Or authorizing torture. Or taking away our constitutional freedoms. or destroying the middle class.
But why would a NY Times journalist care about all those things when he can gasp over the real horror of an extramarital affair.