MSNBC Sucks Dick

Everybody keeps dumping on Fox News but how is MSNBC any better? I turned on the channel to hear about the conference on Islam held in DC but all I heard was endless and extremely offensive bellyaching about the poor Russians who  were not even invited and how is it possible not to invite a great country like Russia to this conference. Apparently, some Russians said they were upset over not being invited. And how can anybody possibly discuss Islam in the US without inviting the Russians? I’m guessing Russians are eager to share their expertise in killing Chechen and Afghani Muslims.

Ask me once again where I find all those Putinoid Liberals.

Russian Losses

Russians are suffering enormous losses in Ukraine. At least two thousand were killed just in the battle for Debaltseve. 

I’ve seen the photos of their dead, mangled bodies, and I feel sad for them. Not for their families because those will just celebrate getting a bigger payout for a dead soldier and use it to get massively drunk. 

But these boys – why did they have to die? Why did they have to come all the way to Debaltseve to kill and be killed? There is no reason for them to be there other than that they are superfluous human beings their country has no use for. Russia spits them out into Ukraine where they will be ground up by the war.

They could have made something of their lives, created something. But nobody taught them anything but how to hate everybody and sacrifice themselves on the altar of that hatred. What a waste. What a horrible waste. 

Turning a Russian into a Ukrainian

N swept out the snow in the driveway, washed the floors and vacuumed the carpets in the entire huge house, cleaned all the bathrooms, did all the dishes, did 3 loads of laundry, cleaned out the chimney, and repaired the bird feeder.

At first, I wondered what was causing this bout of hard work. But then I saw he was wearing his new T-shirt:


The mystery was solved: he’d simply turned Ukrainian!

Why Not Ban History?

This is what happens when you allow a bunch of Scott Walkers to make decisions:

Oklahoma legislative committee overwhelmingly voted to ban Advanced Placement U.S. History class, persuaded by the argument that it only teaches students “what is bad about America.” Other lawmakers are seeking a court ruling that would effectively prohibit the teaching of all AP courses in public schools.

What an absolute disgrace that this should be happening, people. This is a story straight out of Putin ‘ s Russia. Is that the example we want to emulate.