The Idiot Party

This is the deputy chairman of the DNC. I don’t even think that he’s a bad guy. I think he’s simply a useful idiot. I mean, if he doesn’t “believe” in borders, what does he want his party to govern? The planet? The Galaxy?

I can’t wait to start voting for these clowns. And yeah, the competing clowns are really scary while these are kind of pathetic funny. That’s very comforting.

Talented Journalism

And this, folks, is talented journalism.

The work of writing had always been, for me, the work of enduring failure. It had never occurred to me that one would, too, have to work to endure success.

I don’t even care what it is he’s writing about. I mean, how am I supposed to know this Kanye West fellow? But I could read it and read it.

I’m like, fire everybody else and let him write the whole magazine. Because this stuff is really good.