I was putting Klara to bed, and it seemed like she was almost asleep when all of a sudden she started reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. She recited the whole thing! I had no idea she knew it, so I started laughing maniacally and woke her up completely.
Moral of the story: don’t mock a patriot.
P.S. And then she refused ridiculed me when I tried to repeat the pledge and accidentally said “country” instead of “nation” and “freedom” instead of “liberty.”