Is anybody here into juice cleanses? I’m doing one from the local hipster cafe (I’m a Bernie supporter, remember?), and it’s amazing. The energy is really great, and I don’t feel hungry at all. Which is weird because I always feel hungry.
They give you 4 juices, a bunch of infused waters, and a healthy meal a day for 3 days.
I’m on day 2, and I’m experiencing great inner peace. Which is bizarre because I have two huge deadlines for which I’m doing zero work because I’m at home with a sick, fussy toddler. Plus, we had another electrical outage today. But I feel totally zen. I’m practically dripping with the milk of human kindness. If you know me in person, you understand how unusual that is.