The Cleanse

Is anybody here into juice cleanses? I’m doing one from the local hipster cafe (I’m a Bernie supporter, remember?), and it’s amazing. The energy is really great, and I don’t feel hungry at all. Which is weird because I always feel hungry.

They give you 4 juices, a bunch of infused waters, and a healthy meal a day for 3 days.

I’m on day 2, and I’m experiencing great inner peace. Which is bizarre because I have two huge deadlines for which I’m doing zero work because I’m at home with a sick, fussy toddler. Plus, we had another electrical outage today. But I feel totally zen. I’m practically dripping with the milk of human kindness. If you know me in person, you understand how unusual that is.

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4 thoughts on “The Cleanse”

  1. Medical warning:

    Glad you’re getting such “great inner peace” from your juice cleanse, but DON’T stay on it longer than three days without consulting your personal physician!

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    1. It’s so nice that you care, Dreidel. You are a good person.

      They don’t have any cleanses longer than 3 days, anyway, so I’ll be fine. I’m making drunken pasta on Saturday. 🙂

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    1. I have no idea any more. They’ve dug up the whole neighborhood. It looks like we’ve been bombed. Poor schmucks who wanted to sell their house are in deep shit because nobody wants to buy in such an ugly looking neighborhood.

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