Ficcare, a company that makes very expensive hair clips, sent me a promotional email because I once saved a whole month’s salary (ok, I exaggerate but slightly) and bought a clip from them.
I opened the email because I’m not averse to buying another one and discovered the most hilarious promo ever.
Our new line of hair clips is coming soon! the promo says. But in the meantime, check out our new product called , the most compact dog poop catcher! Now you’ll never have to touch poop again or bend down t pick it up.
The unexpectedness of finding Here is the website that imitates the email.peddled at the la-di-da hair accessory site was priceless.
Whoever does their marketing should be fired because I will now forever associate their product with caca. They have lost me as a customer because I have no interest whatsoever in catching caca.