I haven’t made any friends in 15 years. And lately, I’ve been feeling the void. I started getting weirdly attached to people I meet at conferences and stuff. It’s creepy.
So I told the analyst that I’m lonely and I want friends. We talked about it, and in the two weeks since the conversation, I already made two new friends. I spent the evening at one of the new friends’ house today.
The analyst is like Santa. I ask for stuff and I get it. It’s really funny how that works. I used to have terrible sleep issues, couldn’t fall asleep before 3 am for decades. Told the analyst and boom, it’s done, I now conk out at 11 pm. I also had an issue with late night eating where I’d get terribly hungry and scarf down a bunch of kotlety late at night. Told the analyst and boom, wish granted, no night time eating. I also couldn’t eat in front of people without having choking episodes. Told Santa and the problem is gone. Freak-outs at airports – gone. And so on and on.
It’s very cool.