I had the brilliant idea to use coffee-infused hand cream before bedtime, and now every time I bring my hands anywhere near my face, my brain interprets the smell of coffee as “Morning!!!” and jolts wide awake.
I’m already very confused by jet lag, so this isn’t helping. By the way, do you know what’s great? Starbucks’ cold nitro brew. I’m really into it. And now I really feel like some because of the stupid hand cream.
I’m leaving for the fourth trip of the summer in a few days. I’ll need a lot of coffee to do everything I need to do in-between.