So I come home yesterday, and there’s a notice on the door that the postman had tried to deliver a package from Russia. I don’t know anybody in Russia, so that was weird.
Today, I go to the post office to get my package, and what do you think? The package is from Ukraine. The word “Russia” doesn’t appear anywhere. Neither do words “Uruguay, Mars, or Nebraska.” Why Russia was chosen and not any one of these or other possibilities is a mystery. I mean, nobody at the post office looks ancient enough to be of the “Ukraine is in Russia” Cold War generation.