My doorbell broke. It’s 20 years old, so its time has come.
I went on Amazon to get a new one. And it’s disturbing. The search results show a bunch of creepy things that I don’t identify as doorbells. Most promise to spy on me and my neighbors with various degrees of ingenuity.
All I want a thing you press with your finger and it makes a sound. I don’t need it to do anything else or express any opinions about my life.