Tables Turned

Folks, you need to head over to Twitter right now. It’s hilarious. Alyssa Milano is complaining about the evils of cancel culture and demanding due process and presumption of innocence for men accused of sexual assault.

As I keep saying, there’s absolutely nothing you can do to prevent wokesters from coming for you.

Cruel Joke

Doctors are bored because they cancelled all non-COVID patients to make room for the COVID ones. Who never showed up in the prophesied numbers. So doctors are playing cruel jokes.

“You have new test results in your chart,” said a message I got from the Center for Surgical Oncology today.

With shaking hands I tried entering the username and password, forgot them, misspelled them, dropped the phone, did breathing exercises, dropped the phone again, cracked the screen, and then finally entered the chart and… under the Test Results tab found a reminder to wash hands and practice social distancing.

Inflated Numbers

According to Dr Birx – whom I see no reason to disbelieve – anybody in this country who dies of anything while being COVID-positive is counted as a COVID death.

I don’t know how anybody can interpret this as anything other than inflating numbers. We will spend the next 5 months persisting in the same mistake and justifying the trashing of the economy while further trashing it.

The only rational thing to do would be to say right now, without waiting any longer, “this virus is bad but it’s become clear that it’s nowhere as bad as some of us thought.” Let’s see if anybody finds the courage to do it.

COVID Fact of the Day

Finally something that explains the low COVID rates of the densely populated Japan:

Coronavirus : les personnes obèses représentent une proportion très élevée des patients en réanimation en France

Les individus en situation d’obésité risquent plus de présenter une forme grave de Covid. Selon les premières données d’un registre national, 83 % des patients en réanimation sont en surpoids

Translation: COVID likes to eat fat people.

In the Lecture Hall

Klara and I dressed up as “garden angels” in the morning and ran around the neighborhood for two hours pretending to rescue a friend’s baby sister from evil godmother’s tower. Now I’m beat but she’s ready to keep going. So she made a cold foot bath for me on the verandah (it’s 82°F) and is giving me a lecture on wasps.

She’s not in the picture because she’s flying around like a wasp.

It Will Be the Same

This is such dishonest reporting:

Most of coronavirus deaths are in big cities. In Michigan, the majority of cases and deaths are in Detroit. Which is 80% black. Looking at the entire state in this context would make sense only if cases were evenly spread throughout the state. And they are clearly not.

This just goes to show that the fantasies about how “everything will be different” after the quarantine are completely unjustified. We can’t expect a pandemic to free us from the wokescold totalitarians. We’ll have to do it ourselves.

How Fantasy Came to Be

I have figured out how the fantasy genre came to be. It’s small kids’ play. Klara can go on for hours, improvising away.

“Look! Those are the secret wasps of Aragorn! They are the ones who attacked the kingdom of the blue merpeople who knew the magic of rainbow snowstorms. We need to rescue the witch of the Clearborn forest because she’s the only one who knows how to defend us from the attack of the wasps. Remember that only the forgotten spell of Aragorn can bring back the lost magic of the King of the Western Sea!”

And on and on it goes. There’s an internal logic to it and even a plot.