Doctors are bored because they cancelled all non-COVID patients to make room for the COVID ones. Who never showed up in the prophesied numbers. So doctors are playing cruel jokes.
“You have new test results in your chart,” said a message I got from the Center for Surgical Oncology today.
With shaking hands I tried entering the username and password, forgot them, misspelled them, dropped the phone, did breathing exercises, dropped the phone again, cracked the screen, and then finally entered the chart and… under the Test Results tab found a reminder to wash hands and practice social distancing.