There isn’t a person in this galaxy who cares about space travel less than I do (you’d get it if you were born in the USSR; please respect cultural traumas), but on this particular day I’m deeply grateful to Elon Musk for organizing the space launch diversion. It’s a great way to change the subject when you come across a SJW acquaintance who is blathering on about the “protests.”
I’m going to milk this for days, if not weeks. People will think I’m fanatically into space travel. But I simply want to be spared inanities about “racial justice” and evil cops.