In the meantime, our college administration is ordering us to call police on anybody who appears on campus without a mask. If we don’t do it, we will be “sent home without pay.” This is a literal quote. All sorts of quips about being sent to bed without dinner and “sir, may I have more gruel?” come to mind.
But this isn’t very funny. It is even less funny that the same professors who spent the weekend posing for pics in the allowed and encouraged protests against policing are aggressively and I’d even say hysterically embracing this instance of excessive policing.