My weather app tells me Thursday is going to be hot and humid, causing me to yell maniacally, “Thursday will be hot and humid? Thursday??? What the fuck do you call whatever we’ve been having since last Wednesday, you stupid motherfucker???”
It’s literally hotter outside right now than in the sauna of my gym. The sauna isn’t very good but still. I walked from the office to the parking lot, and I can barely see because sweat is blinding me and the air is hazy.