Governor Pritzker (also known as the neoliberal bastard of the decade) has found some utterly incomprehensible metric that is allowing him to send us back to “stage 3 of reopening” just to mess with our heads.
Classes start next week and we are hit with a new round of incomprehensible “measures.”
This is Day 153 of “two weeks to flatten the curve.”
I’m not surprised by Pritzker. It’s the (overwhelming majority of utterly incomprehensible) people who stun me.