Turds for Biden

The poor dumb bastard thinks this is an argument against Trump:

Seeing in print in the @WSJ this list of Republican national security officials endorsing Biden is really something. This is basically every GOP luminary of the last 30 years, saying “enough” to Trump. Stunning, really. https://t.co/Zm6ZfFdyLP

Buddy. These GOP “luminaries” of national security have presided over the most idiotic, ridiculous, destructive, stupid, costly, and did I mention ridiculous foreign policy imaginable. Being endorsed by these gigantic turds is no compliment. These are bad, useless people. Nobody likes them. Biden should be bribing them to avoid endorsing him. It’s more flattering to be endorsed by a bunch of nudist satanists than these sumbitches.

Deciding Argument

So Biden is promising to shut the country down again if elected. “If scientists recommend,” he says but finding a scientist to support whatever you want is no problem.

“I would shut it down. I would listen to the scientists.”

Joe Biden tells @DavidMuir in an exclusive interview that as president, he would shut the country down to stop the spread of COVID-19 if the move was recommended by scientists. https://t.co/2A9r07d7EC https://t.co/Ib99cshlSI

If I had any doubt whether to vote for him or not, I’d have my answer.

Acceptance Speech

I accomplished something really gigantic at work today and I’m about to burst with pride.

On the same day, I turned in the final version of the book, my promotion dossier, and got all of my new hires connected to the university system against all odds and 25 minutes before cutoff.

This thing with getting people connected at the last moment is not of my making. I hate doing things at the last moment. I inherited this situation and it’s not going to repeat itself. But I still did it.

Of course, none of this would be possible without the assistance of all the people in the administration who believed in me, and I accept this award knowing that, etc, etc.

On the positive side, for the first time ever I’m not worried about my syllabi or how to teach on the first day of class. If the 16 teachers I’m responsible for manage to get their behinds into (the mostly virtual) classroom on Monday, I don’t care about anything else right now.

More Cuties

What really gets me is how many people are now going, “ah, it turns out that Cuties isn’t pedophilic because the creator of the movie says it isn’t! Don’t believe your lying eyes, believe what we self-servingly say!”

Yes, absolutely, children are filmed in lewd poses to make the point that it’s wrong to film children in lewd poses. And Epstein raped kids to attract our attention to how damaging pedophilia is. He sacrificed himself for this crucial social justice work.

Cardi B in College

It’s the last working day before classes begin. There’s a buttload to do, the HR is forcing me to conduct a background check on a colleague who has been with us for 30 years, I’m overwhelmed with stuff.

So I tune into the all-faculty Zoom meeting and hear… our leading administrators quoting and gushing over Cardi B. There are no students at the meeting, so this isn’t pandering to the kiddos by clueless old folks.

This is obviously a political wink-wink nod-nod, and it’s so pathetic.