Yesterday I was in a meeting with 14 people each of whom introduced themselves by announcing their pronouns.
I didn’t announce mine but the second they started to resist my requests, I unleashed a rhetoric of such uninhibited wokeness that they immediately caved and gave me everything.
Mind you, I wouldn’t do this for personal gain. But this was something I needed for the common good.
Good job! Good on ya.
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My pronoun is WE! Don’t mocking me to use a plural pronoun for myself.
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Hahahah, I’ve tried this. Works like a charm. The funny thing is, all you have to do is imitate the vocabulary. They don’t care about logic much.
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Once they hear the familiar terminology, it’s like they are hypnotized. They start nodding and say “yes” to everything.
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It’s all about being up to date with the latest slang that all the cool kids are using. There is nothing worse than being out of step with current fashion.
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“…I unleashed a rhetoric of such uninhibited wokeness that they immediately caved…”
LOL This turn of phrase really cheered me up. So vivid!
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