Public health emergency
We are all in this together
It’s just stuff
But they’ve got insurance
Flatten the curve
Stay home save lives
Our generation will shudder until the end of our days whenever we will hear these words. They will remind us of what gigantic assholes we’d made out of ourselves back in year 2020.
History will not be kind to the rioting coronabro generation of extraordinary snowflakes. We will be mocked.
“Gramma, can you tell me about that time when everybody freaked out, locked themselves up in a huge timeout and then threw a tantrum and burned cities? It’s such a funny story.”
“Yes, grandpa, I misbehaved but it’s nothing like that time when you were young and everybody broke everything for no reason. I saw it on TV, and it was really crazy.”