Panic Booking

I wanted to book some massages but they are expensive af.

Then I attended a meeting with colleagues where people gleefully narrated all the reasons why we urgently need another lockdown. I panicked and booked every beauty service I could think of.

What if they do get their wish and there is another lockdown? Imagine sitting at home, staring at the wall and thinking, “I so should have booked that massage while they still existed…”

3 thoughts on “Panic Booking”

  1. Be VERY careful when you enter that massage parlor, and make sure you know where all the surveillance cameras are.

    Your trusted masseuse may just be SETTING YOU UP for a public coronavirus humiliation!(Ask Nancy Pelosi how that works).


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