At the restaurant today, preparations were underway for a beautiful wedding reception. A wonderful view, exquisite flower arrangements, lovely photographs of a loving couple, and… the bride’s and the groom’s seats six feet away from each other.
It doesn’t matter to true love but it’s surely a sign of the times.
And at the funeral ceremony, when the surviving member of the couple who didn’t have COVID-19 is dutifully standing in the graveyard, exactly six feet above the coffin of her or his spouse buried exactly two yards under — their social distancing will still be correct.
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They should try being more original:
Instead of “six feet” they should post signs stating “Maintain a 2-yard distance”, or “No less than 72-inch minimum distance from other party”
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They could hand out yardsticks as party favors!
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