Thanksgiving Plan

My Thanksgiving plan is to cook chicken thighs in the suite, pretend they are turkey, and then go swim in an outdoors pool after sunset because it’s lit with colorful lights.

We have “tier three mitigation,” whatever that means, waiting for us back in Illinois, so we need to milk this vacation for everything it’s got.

4 thoughts on “Thanksgiving Plan”

  1. “tier three mitigation”

    “‘Tier 3 boils down to this: if you don’t need to do it, don’t,’ Pritzker said in a statement.”

    In other words, turn into a dead parrot until I say otherwise — “You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say ‘let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say.’ Well, you’re dead now, so shut up!”

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