Funny Quote of the Day

I know I wanted never to mention Jill Biden again but this is from her dissertation and it’s priceless:

“Three quarters of the class will be Caucasian; one quarter of
the class will be African American…the remaining seats will be filled with students of Asian descent or non-resident aliens.”

Poor Asians just get screwed no matter what they do. And non-resident aliens are now a racial category.

13 thoughts on “Funny Quote of the Day”

  1. She’s good at math, though…

    “Three quarters of the class will be Caucasian; one quarter of the class will be African American…the remaining seats will be in excess of 100% of the class!”

    If I remember basic arithmetic correctly, three quarters of anything plus an additional quarter equals the entire sum of it, period.

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      1. You’re right, she’s better at math than I thought. I forgot the correct mathematical terms after 60 years out of college.

        The “real numbers” of admissions add up exactly to 100%, and those in the excluded ethnicity all fall into the infinity of “imaginary numbers” that can’t be calculated and have no existence in reality.

        So I owe Dr. Jill an apology.

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    1. “She’s good at math, though… …the remaining seats will be in excess of 100% of the class!”

      Even if this first lady gig doesn’t work out she’s got a great future in counting democratic votes…

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    2. “from her dissertation”

      For the supervisor, committee members, and external examiner, I guess it was one of those rare dissertations that was actually too good to read and require edits. Wow.

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    3. Good at math!

      This immediately jumped out at me. They say the Ed degrees are the least rigorous. How did that make it through editing?

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  2. Wow, who would have thought that you could get a doctorate in education – which is NOT a PhD – without having elementary school arithmetic ? The mind boggles…

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    1. I was just going to mention that. If there are many other “teachers” like her, perhaps she is doing everyone a favour by keeping the schools closed.

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