I’m at home alone. A colleague drops by unannounced.
“Whatcha doing?” the colleague asks.
“Working on my research,” I answer honestly.
“Oh, fuck you,” the colleague replies.
A couple hours later, another friend drops by unannounced.
“Whatcha doing?” she asks. “Are you having people over? You look so glamorous!”
“No, I’m working on my research.”
“In a cocktail dress? OK, then.”
I’m starting to think I might be slightly weird.