Did anybody here watch Tucker’s Originals on the UFOs? It’s the stupidest thing ever. A couple of extremely grainy videos with gray splotches.
“Ooh, what can those splotches possibly mean? There is no explanation, so it’s got to be aliens.”
Why are all the videos so grainy? There’s great technology available that can make better videos.
Because, you see, aliens are so smart. They magically erase all the good videos of themselves.
It’s very similar to the explanations my 5-year-old gives about unicorns.
“Who threw the pencils all over the room?”
“Why would unicorns do that?”
“I don’t know, mommy. I don’t speak unicorn language, remember?”