Isn’t it funny how it’s always 11? It’s been two decades of always and only 11. I mean, what are the odds?
The odds are probably also 11. In 11 million.
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Isn’t it funny how it’s always 11? It’s been two decades of always and only 11. I mean, what are the odds?
The odds are probably also 11. In 11 million.
A new chapter in the “there are no open borders” fairy tale:
But hey, just so that nobody thinks it’s a partisan fairy tale, here’s a Republican contribution:
I slaughtered at the yearly budget meeting today. Received so many compliments that I even felt embarrassed, which is unusual because I have a pretty high opinion of myself.
As a result of me producing such a great, problem-free budget, I now have the green light to resuscitate our long-dead Russian program and hire a person to teach Russian.
Last year it took two meetings of two hours each to figure out the budget we had before I became chair. Now the meeting took 15 minutes and most of it was taken up by the compliments.
It’s so great no longer to be the low-achieving department that everybody can’t stand. I’m going to have a gigantic burger to celebrate.