The same people who overreacted to Trump (both positively and negatively) are now overreacting to Elon Musk (also both positively and negatively). Seeing or hearing the name of their idol in absolutely any context lights them up like a Christmas tree. It’s curious that it’s always puffy men with weird hair and incoherent speech patterns that have this effect on the masses.

Grandma is staying with us for the holidays. In the evenings, she sits in a corner, calls her friends, and regaled them with a running commentary on our lives. It’s like living in a reality TV show. I feel famous.

Back in September, the Russian media informed their readers and viewers that the British were so impoverished they couldn’t afford shampoo, toilet paper and soap.

About a month ago, the Russian media informed their readers and viewers that the British had cut down all the trees in their parks to use as firewood.

Today, the Russian media informed their readers and viewers that the British are starving and are reduced to eating the leftovers of dog and cat food that their pets haven’t finished.

What’s the next step in this logical progression? Will the imaginary Brits eat their pets? Storm the Buckingham Palace to conduct a socialist revolution? Ask to be annexed by the prosperous Russia? I can’t wait to find out.