Meanwhile, in the alternative universe:

I also heard that COVID vaccines make you walk on water immediately after you turn it into wine. They part not only the traffic but the Red Sea but only if you pray to them really hard.

Free speech absolutism is the only way, people. Including the so-called “incitement to violence”, which is nothing but an excuse to shut everybody up.

Wow, New Zealand just doesn’t quit on being a police state. COVID is gone, so they found something else.

Yes, smoking is bad. But people smoke to self-soothe. The need will not go away because one addictive substance is banned. People will find a substitute, and it’s not likely to be much better.