Clarissa and Jesus

Last night, we were driving home from St. Louis. N was very hungry and kept asking me to feed him as soon as we got home.

“I need to eat now! Right now!” he was saying.

“But I can’t feed you right now,” I responded. “I need time to cook something. I can’t produce food instantly.”

“Well, there was one guy who managed to do it,” N. said.

“I understand you worship me and all,” I answered, “but this is a pretty high standard to set.”

Since I was facing stiff competition from Jesus, I whipped out a two-course hot meal in ten minutes.

“I am the way and the truth and the life,” I announced as I was serving dinner. “No one comes to food in this house except through me.”

12 responses to “Clarissa and Jesus”

  1. David Bellamy Avatar

    I think I would have just stopped at a restaurant somewhere along the way.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      We somehow forgot to eat during that entire day for some reason. But it gave me an opportunity to compete with Jesus which is always an added bonus. 🙂

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      1. Pika Avatar
        Pika

        So what did you make?

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        1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

          A salad and meat ravioli with cheese sauce.

          I’m good.

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      2. Luna Avatar
        Luna

        I bet your food was much more delicious than the one Jesus made. 🙂

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        1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

          Yeah, this Jesus guy has nothing on me in the kitchen. 🙂

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      3. kelly Avatar
        kelly

        But pretty sure Jesus will answer the phone if you call asking for a quick successful recipe.

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  2. David Bellamy Avatar

    You rolled the dough and made each raviolus by hand and boiled or baked them all in ten minutes???

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Well, I am a deity. 🙂

      No, I’m kidding. Even I can’t do that. Just yet. 🙂

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  3. Titfortat Avatar

    Well, I am a deity.(clarissa)

    I know that feeling but I keep wonder which deity I am as my wife screams “Oh god, oh god, dont stop” 😉

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Yes, this is definitely the best form of worship. 🙂

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    2. V Avatar

      While you are cooking??? 🙂 🙂

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