“You get at most one cliché per book.”

Jonathan Franzen doesn’t finish most books people send him. He reads until the second cliché, then stops.

“People send me a galley of a book that’s coming out. I read along until I get to the second cliché, and I say, thank you.”

People are freaking out on social media over these statements by Jonathan Franzen. They probably have no idea what the word cliché means and are vaguely bothered as a result.

4 responses to “The Second Cliché”

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    Anonymous

    Guess he wouldn’t get past the 1st page in a Kristen Hanna book.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      My husband and I once read a novel written completely out of clichés, but in all earnestness. We wept while we read it.

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  2. xykademiqz Avatar

    Franzen is the epitome of an insufferable intellectual snob, the kind of whom we sooner or later learn that he’s slept with his TA, nanny, or dogwalker.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Getting to know a writer is often deeply disappointing. There are exceptions. I once met a Spanish writer who was surprisingly chill. And one Colombian writer who is a kind, good person. The rest, on the other hand, have been insufferable.

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