Congratulations, Floridians! You got yourselves another Republican governor. Also, the horrible Angie Nixon was defeated in Florida.
My own state is no use to anybody but Florida is showing up great in the election.
16 responses to “Election Results”
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Florida was the first state, waaay back when a Red mid-term wave was turned into a trickle by voter fraud, to tackle corrupted election systems.
The cackling crone of Broward County who proudly posted her personal multiple votes to social media–as the County Election Officer–got the axe first.
Surprise, surprise: Men reap what they sow.
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Atlanta outnumbers the rest of the state, and Atlanta is a ghetto.
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Some of those margins were waaaay too close. We need to repatriate some Pacific coasters.
Still. The rest of y’all need to get your houses in order. Looking at you, TX, NC, OH…
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It’s a Republican bloodbath tonight, and you’re coping about some races in Florida that came way waay tighter than expected? Cope harder.
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Probably. We’re torturing these poor people by losing, because when that happens, they’re brought face-to-face with the reality that the beautiful, perfect world that they dream of is not coming, no matter who is in power. Their fantasy of being coddled babies forever who never have to encounter any unpleasantness will be shattered by reality, and that is deeply painful to them. When they win, the fact that this fantasy never materializes becomes their fault. That’s why they freak out.
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Jewish voters curiously backed Democrats in the election, 67% to 32%. What can anybody possibly say after this?
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Hopefully, this is the beginning of the end of the MAGA scam on the American people.
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