Here’s what’s causing the rainbow – Christian clashes on campus.
The preacher has been coming to campus for decades. And nobody ever cared. But our neoliberal administrator I’ve been posting about received atrocious reviews in his first year in the job. He’s not releasing them, of course, because they are extremely embarrassing. But I know the person whose job is to compile the reviews. She says they were so bad, she felt uncomfortable even reading them.
Everybody on campus hates this administrator. The professors, the janitors, the cafeteria workers, the pro-Palestinians, the pro-Israelis, the MAGAS, the AOC fans, the building personnel. Everybody. The administrator tried to give a talk last week but he was heckled out of the room by irate workers.
The faculty Senate has created a recommendation for the Board of Trustees to terminate the guy’s contract. He’s not reaching any of the numbers he keeps promising. So even from the strictly neoliberal point of view, he’s a dud.
So what does the guy need to save his job?
The answer is clear. He needs an achievement. He needs the kind of achievement that will make him impossible to fire.
If he manages to defend “vulnerable student populations” from “bigotry and hate on campus”, that would be precisely such an achievement.
So he riles up the woke student organizations. These are very young people who are easy to manipulate. He meets with them as part of his job, and all he needs to say is, “I know it must be deeply painful to confront this kind of bigotry on campus. You must be devastated and exhausted by not being seen on this campus.” The young people realize that they are wasting a major opportunity to be exhausted and devastated, so they begin to congregate around the preacher.
The administrator will let this boil for a while. Then, he’ll triumphantly eject the preacher. Students will see him as a hero. Or at least the students who matter will. Then it will be impossible to eject him from his job.
Remember, neoliberal achievement subjects have iron discipline. They strategize. They don’t gush. They advocate breaking boundaries to the silly dupes they want to exploit. Their own boundaries, however, remain strong. This administrator raised tuition for the first time in a very long time. But gushy students will disregard the fact that this guy in $600 shoes is robbing them. They’ll value the opportunity to gush more than their own finances.
The lesson is this: boundary yourself up in every possible way against the slick operators who want to rob you.