To express my sincere gratitude to everybody who took such an active part in recent discussions, I’m posting this hilarious picture:

Please share stories, pictures and links of the weirdest Christmas gifts you have seen. New Year’s, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah and other gifts are also welcome.

I found this photo at this great blog.

P.S. Is this picture considered adult content?

12 responses to “Freaky and Funny Christmas Gifts”

  1. Jennifer Frances Armstrong Avatar

    Is it the underwear of Borat?

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  2. annon Avatar
    annon

    Kind of safe for work, but I need to scroll really quickly. I’m in a library with people around me.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Oh shit. 🙂 I don’t want to endanger people’s employment? Should I delete it?

      I’m so tired, though, and this kind of entertains me in a very goofy way.

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  3. Politicalguineapig Avatar
    Politicalguineapig

    On one hand, it’s cool, and on the other hand, I can’t help thinking how very *itchy* that would be. And I don’t even have a dick.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Ah, you see, you a compassionate person and I;m not. Which is why I didn’t think about it.

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    2. Tori Avatar

      This was my first thought as well.

      Admittedly, my second was, “I wonder if I could crochet some?”

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  4. Jennifer Frances Armstrong Avatar

    An Ukrainian migrant to Australia wanted to become a cabbie so he had to go for an eye test for his drivers licence. He was shown a card with the text CWNSCZYZQOCTAZS. He looked at it with wide open eyes, looking very surprised. The examiner said impatiently; well? And the Ukrainer answered; I know that bloke…

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Oh, this is so hilarious, I love it!

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  5. Helena Suess Avatar

    Huh.

    So I guess I can cross “grandma’s hand-knit dick sock” off my list of things I never knew I didn’t think I’d never see.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      I always aim to enlighten. 🙂

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  6. Politicalguineapig Avatar
    Politicalguineapig

    Clarissa: I’m not really a compassionate person at all. Knitted or crocheted underwear just makes me squirm because I can imagine how it’d feel on me. I’d feel like I had bugs crawling around down there.

    http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/

    I’m just going to leave this here. the eye mask creeps me out too.

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  7. Leigh Avatar
    Leigh

    This is so hilarious! Top it off with a Fake a Baby fake DNA test and the package is a sure winner. This type of gift literally and figuratively puts a smile on the male recipient’s face! 😀

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