People see absolutely no contradiction between constantly repeating how much they support immigrants and then wailing about AOC and Co in the same breath, “they were born here! Don’t tell them to go back!” All of a sudden, it started to matter where everybody was born. There’s been nothing in my FB feed and blogroll for two days other than haughty declarations of where everybody was born. Suddenly, everybody is a huge nativist, defending the sacred nature of those who were born “right here!” I’ve never seen the word “born” used so much outside a meeting of born again Christians.
These jokers, gosh. Trump took away their moral high ground in one tweet, and they are not even getting it.
My sister, who is a fluent Spanish speaker and who speaks Spanish at home to her Peruvian husband, is waiting for me in Valencia and writing scandalized text messages about how everybody she meets ignores her attempts to speak Spanish and switches to a very mediocre English.
“Stop smiling and saying gracias all the time,” I direct her. “Put on a haughty, hassled look, speak loudly, and don’t be too polite.”
The moment you begin smiling all over the place and thanking everybody in sight, people peg you as a North American anywhere in the world.
And finally… I’m in the land of amazing coffee and horrible service.
My suitcase has been lost already. My faith in humanity is soon to follow.
So I scheduled some good posts for while I’m up in the air. Because Iberia only gives 4 megabytes of free WiFi to Business.
Yes, megabytes. Yes, four. I had no idea anybody existed in single-digit megabytes any more but whatever.
And then imagine if everybody you talk to in person (meaning not through a device) during the day suddenly gets like this professor. And stays like this for the next several years.
It really messes with your head. Doesn’t sound so funny any more.
People who doubt that cultural differences exist should observe the boarding of the flight Miami-Madrid by Iberia and contrast it with the boarding of Miami-Pittsburg by American Airlines at the neighboring gate.
This would disabuse them of the notion that humans are interchangeable widgets.
Ok, I now love olives. And I really detested them quite recently.
Is this age related or does Iberia airlines serve some kind of special olives?