I received a bouquet from my husband, bought a package of mini saucissons secs and 500g of unsalted peanuts, and I’m ready for the second night at the hospital.

What I didn’t do is the dishes because there’s a limit to human endurance.
I received a bouquet from my husband, bought a package of mini saucissons secs and 500g of unsalted peanuts, and I’m ready for the second night at the hospital.

What I didn’t do is the dishes because there’s a limit to human endurance.

Thank you for asking this question. You’re a kind person. Thinking about books makes me feel like myself again. It’s not an easy question to answer because these three are among my favorite works of literature. It makes perfect sense to put them together because they are all exquisitely modernist works. I can see from this short list that you really understand literature.
Kafka’s The Metamorphosis wins on the content. The book is a sort of a prophecy of what the 20th century was going to be. Reading it today entails wanting to tear your hair out with screams of, “How did the bastard know all of this so far ahead of time?”
Juan Rulfo’s Pedro Páramo doesn’t do much story-wise. But on the formal level, it is a work of absolute genius. There is not a word out of place in the text. The novel shows what an artist can do with words to deliver a devastating punch without needing to come up with a story. It also happens to be the very first book I read in Spanish. I read it 3 months after saying my first words in Spanish, and, as you can imagine, understood nothing. Then I read it again, and on the third reading, started figuring out that something insanely beautiful was happening.
Conrad’s Heart of Darkness is not about the content or the form. It’s about turning the reader into an artist. Conrad hands the text over to the readers and transforms them into the source of emotion, interpretation, and meaning of his own text. Every introduction to English literature seminar debates afresh what the novel means because, in it, the author shows the extraordinary daring of controlling the readers by giving them the entirety of control.
The funny thing is that I don’t like modernist art. I like gritty realism. Or something extremely postmodern, like Rafael Chirbes. Everything that lies in between 19th-century realists and the postmodernists of the 1990s tends to bore me. But the three novels that you listed are so good that I would not be able to choose which one is best. This is a contest between content, form, and emotion. And it’s hard to pick the winner.
It was really funny at the conference because a dear friend of mine brought his two young children to my talk. I hadn’t warned him that the novel I was going to discuss was titled A la puta calle.
Of course, I had to omit the title of the book from my talk and refer to it as “this novel” or “the novel I’m talking about.”
A somewhat deaf older professor in the front row kept grumbling, “But what is the novel? Will somebody finally say the title?”
Everybody in the audience struggled not to laugh. Everything I do tends to turn into a comedy skit.
Single-use plastic cutlery has been replaced with the wooden variety in many places in Canada. These wooden spoons and forks make food taste disgusting. On the positive side, this works as a weight loss measure because, after a couple of spoonfuls, you get such an unpleasant taste in your mouth that you no longer want to eat at all.
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Among other things, a nation-state requires a cast of Great People who represent the spirit of the nation and are venerated by the citizenry. These should be great leaders, artists and scientists who embody the best qualities that the nation identifies with.
I’m going to be at this hospital for at least 24 hours straight, and my aunts are bringing me food.
I took it to the family room of the palliative care department and started eating. One patient in a wheelchair was there. She was poking listlessly at a slice of sad-looking pizza.
“You have chicken,” she said wistfully, looking into my plate.
“Yes,” I confirmed.
“It looks nice,” said the patient. “Probably homemade?”
“Yes,” I said, almost choking with embarrassment.
“I’m so happy for you,” said the terminal patient morosely.

Given that women initiate 70% of divorces, according to this logic, all of these women could be accused of rape because they went back on the promise of a lifelong commitment.
It’s really weird that people who come up with these suggestions don’t think through even the most obvious consequences.
Amazon has a new AI feature that is supposed to describe you based on your shopping. I shop on Amazon a lot but its AI has misread me completely:

Aside from the cat care products, none of this is true. I hate grocery delivery, I’m the exact opposite of a vegetarian, and I prefer Gerolsteiner or Borjomi for sparking water.
This part is probably based on the purchases I made for my kid but she hasn’t liked unicorn toys since she was 4:

I’m also quite stunned by “the girl doesn’t read books” part. We are maniacal readers in the family. Unless the girl in question is the cat, there’s no non-reader in our household. Also, we don’t have a girl who dislikes pink in the house:

But the one that really slaughtered me is this:

Every line item on it is wrong but the “has a boyfriend” part is really disturbing. Nobody in the household is of age to have a boyfriend, and the cat is spayed.
The sculpture “Orange Plague” by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt is on display in the European Parliament’s “Art” pavilion in Strasbourg; it depicts a naked, gold-plated Donald Trump sitting on the shoulders of a starving person.
For liberals, Trump is a sexual fetish. They are deeply enamored of him and despise themselves for this love.
It’s almost embarrassing to watch such painful manifestations of an unfulfilled sexual desire.
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Wow, we do have a lot in common.
As you read, think of it in the context of the ongoing mass migration from precisely the heart of darkness.
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I disliked Heart of Darkness when I read it in high school. I might have to give it another go!
Pedro Paramo all the way. Strangely enough, that was also the first book I read on Spanish. I didn’t get…
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Hmmm, I believe we have had this dance before ;-D
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The fish is for me. My mother isn’t eating anymore. It turned out well.
Wow, phenomenal news! I had no idea, thank you for the update.
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Asked and answered. It’s true, that like Walt Whitman, I contain multitudes, but there’s no contradiction in this case.
Look at the text of your previous comment and then at this one. That is not the same reaction.
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I saw the pictures but I had no idea it was a lead up to a hurricane. Please stay safe!!
May you all be safe!
This is how you start talking when you can’t conceptualize a sex act being morally abhorrent without being rape
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