A group of really nice colleagues from Portugal asked me to moderate their conference session. People like it when I moderate because I don’t simply recite the names of the presenters and the titles of talks. I improvise a little presentation of my own where I link people’s research journeys with their talks. It’s always humorous in a very kind way, and it really livens up the meeting. It’s like having a stand-up comedian perform at a scholarly conference.
I agreed to moderate because they asked me when it was an ungodly hour here because of the time difference. I immediately forgot about agreeing like I usually do. Today I received a reminder and decided finally to see what it is I’m moderating. It turns out this will be the wokest conference session in human memory. It’s all about the value of multiculturalism and diversity. One talk is on teaching inclusivity to pre-schoolers through woke fairy tales.
What I don’t get is, the person who invited me is one of the 3 people in academia who knows the extent of my political opinions. Even at my kindest, people have been known to say that they feel their presentation will not be worth listening after my spirited and fun introduction. Imagine how I’ll lead for talks on brainwashing toddlers.
