Belle Burden’s Strangers: A Memoir of Marriage is a very entertaining book. In the second week of the COVID lockdown of March 2020, Belle’s husband of 20 years packed a bag and told her he wanted a divorce. “I don’t want the custody of the children or the house,” he said. “I just want this to end.” Belle was shocked and decided to write a memoir about the divorce.
The reason why the book is funny is that Belle is mega woke. She’s an extremely rich woman who owns tens of millions of dollars. This is inherited wealth. Belle has always led the life of extreme luxury. The vast fortune she inherited is the source of her luxury far-left political beliefs. By itself, this would not be unusual. All trust fund babies vote for Mamdani and Co. What’s funny is that this woman, who prattles endlessly about how she’s an empowered feminist, is the most infantilized, weak and helpless princess in existence. There is more agency under any random burka than in Belle Burden. There is more female power in a harem. Belle should give master classes in tradwiving to self-declared tradwives because she managed to turn herself into an appendage to a degree rarely seen since the Middle Ages.
Belle’s husband worked for a hedge fund and saw his 50-year-old child bride very infrequently. As a result, her bumbling incompetence didn’t register much with him. It was after being forced to spend two weeks in lockdown with her that he freaked out, packed a bag, and ran away. As I read Belle’s narrative of her utter doe-eyed helplessness, I found it increasingly harder to blame the husband. Of course, he’s a jerk for leaving his children with this calamity of a woman. There is a very sad part of the narrative where Belle’s 14-year-old daughter takes on the role of mothering her utterly self-infantilized mother before being shipped off to boarding school. Both parents suck, and the children are screwed.
Belle has become some sort of a female empowerment guru as a result of writing this memoir. If that’s not the funniest thing ever, then I don’t know what is. Woke people are really bad at the things they constantly proclaim as the most important ever. Have you seen them around a black person? They get so flustered, it’s embarrassing. That’s why Robin DiAngelo’s books were so popular before Matt Walsh destroyed her brand. To us, they sounded insane, but liberals found that the books perfectly expressed their feelings of intense discomfort around African-Americans. Belle Burden is a Robin DiAngelo of leftist womanhood. And that’s what makes her memoir so funny.