Aaron Clarey, whose blog you can find here, sent me his book titled Worthless. The book’s title refers to the kind of college degrees that the writer deems to be worthless. Among them, are of course all of the Humanities and Liberal Arts degrees. Aaron is a talented guy with a really great sense of humor. Even if you disagree with what he has to say, you have to recognize that he is hilarious.
Here, for example, is Aaron’s explanation as to why Kinesiology is a useless degree:
Kinesiology is nothing more than a euphemism for “Advanced Gym Teacher” or “Overly-Educated Masseuse.”
And here is what he has to say about bankers:
Bankers are, in general, people who were too lazy to go into engineering, let alone accounting, but still wanted to make a ton of money. But since they have no tangible skills and were too intellectually lazy to go and develop some, they rely on corruption, nepotosm, cronyism, connections and “networking” to make money.
This is very well-said, in my opinion.
The reason why I’m discussing Aaron’s book is not that I simply want to share a couple of funny quotes, of course. Worthless raises a very important question that I want to address. Why should people get degrees in the Humanities, Aaron asks, if those degrees do not help them to make money?
As a scholar of the Humanities and a college professor, I can say the following to those who are asking themselves this question. A Bachelor’s degree in the Humanities is, in itself, definitely not aimed at helping anyone make significant amounts of money. Likewise for online masters degree programs in humanities. If your social, economic and class background are such that a house in the suburbs, a good car, three kids and a dog constitute the pinnacle of achievement for you, then, please, listen to Aaron Clarey and do not get a degree in the Humanities. Mind you, I’m not being critical of this dream. I’m just stating that there is a way to achieve it for people who start from scratch both economically and in terms of their class background, and that way is mapped out in Aaron’s book.
A degree in the Humanities becomes necessary when you have addressed the basic needs and are confronted with the two new ones that I will describe in the second part of this post.
[To be continued. . .]

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