Clarissa's Blog

The time has come for a fresh round of curious search terms that bring people to this blog.

respectful objectification technique – Can’t people avoid using stupid terminology in their online searches?

the reason behind guilt tripping – People who guilt-trip you want to control and manipulate you

why everybody around said usa is the hooker country? – Around what?

childfree brains different – No. But the brains of people who make such searches are definitely problematic.

bored househusband – Well, what do you expect? People tend to get bored when they don’t have a life of their own.

teaching without powerpoint – Is eminently doable.

who has it worse men or women – People of both genders who have to read texts where the pronoun “it” is overused.

botox at 27? – A stupid idea.

naked clarissa – Again? Seriously? Some people are so pathetic that it’s sad.

ukrainian women for marriage – If you like your balls being handed to your for breakfast, then sure.

russian mistress – If you like your balls being handed to your for breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks, then sure.

why did people like putin – What do you men “did”? They still do.

pink big trucks – I understand why somebody might want a big pink truck. But I don’t understand why that

what pronoun to use in an academic paper – I use the first person. The fear of the first person and the clunky equivalents people use instead are incomprehensible to me.

why are fundamentalist so rabid – It’s in the job description.

why ukrainian food makes me feel better – Because you are a person with sophisticated tastes and great powers of discernment. And, of course, because Ukrainian food is comfort food par excellence.

anti-natalist forcing people into existence – Yet another miserable creature who confuses a miserable personal life with a political stance.

republicans are smarter than democrats – Seriously? They elected Bush, cheered Palin, and are now supporting Romney. Need I say anything else?

nice guy equivalent in a woman – Exists everywhere. “Men are bad and mean and don’t appreciate my amazingness” is a very wide-spread attitude of immature women. I used to be one of them but I got over it.

alternative to sephora – Ulta.

st. denis street montreal – An amazing place everybody needs to visit.