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The Cursing Thread

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By huge popular demand, the cursing and swearing thread is back! As the new academic year approaches, all of us who have been suffering from annoying heat and a variety of aggravating life circumstances can vent our grievances and release some steam by cursing as loud as possible on Clarissa’s Blog.

I will leave this post  sticky for a while, so scroll down for new posts. Feel free to assume an anonymous identity for the swearing purposes. Let it all out and tell everybody and everything all you feel like saying. If it helps to cuss me out, do that. Swearing in all languages is acceptable and encouraged. This is supposed to be a cathartic experience, so don’t let any false feeling of propriety stop you.

Let the cursing begin.

17 responses to “The Cursing Thread”

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    Anonymous

    Thanks Clarissa!
    To someone who deserves it: You filthy disgusting beast. If I ever see you again, I’ll bash your skull and then drown you in a pool of pig semen. I’m stronger than you think, and I’ve got plenty of reasons to make you suffer. In the meantime, do the whole world a favour and go deep throat a venomous snake.
    To someone else who deserves it: I am mystified by your callousness and self-centredness. This has never ever been about you and your pwecious fee-fees, I am mystified by your talent for turning every situation into a conversation about how you’re hurt by so-and-so. I suspect that if the world ended in nuclear war, you’d complain about how this messed up your plans for the afternoon. Go lick a dirty asshole, you have plenty of experience kissing your disgusting boyfriend, so this shouldn’t be so difficult.
    And one more person: Does it hurt to defecate much, with your head stuffed so far up your ass?

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    thevenerablecorvex

    To someone who deserved it.
    May your eyeballs turn to worms and burrow into your brain, bringing a hot and painful madness. May your lips blacken and peel away. May you be as a corpse, even in life. May your blood run grey and smell foul. May your genitals shrivel and fall of like a blister. May your nose cave in to your face. May you be stripped naked and hung by your ankles from a tree branch. May a colony a insects be poured down your rectum. May these bugs eat away at your skeleton, until it is left with the firmness and consistency of cheese. May a gang of ruffians use your body as a pinata until your black, shriveled intestines come spilling out of your chest. May your head by cut off with a rusty razor. May your corpse be stuffed with dogshit and dumped in an unmarked grave. May you be utterly forgotten, save by those you love best, who are happy that you are dead.

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  3. bloggerclarissa Avatar
    bloggerclarissa

    Fuck you from here to hell, you nasty freaks who feed off on other people’s suffering.
    Fuck you from here to eternity, you vile jerks who hurt people just because you can.
    Fuck you from here to the end of the universe, you miserable creatures who trample on others because you feel like it.
    Fuck you from here to the Moon and then back, you smelly cockroaches who destroy human beings.
    And fuck you for ever and ever, you pathetic animals who make excuses for the above-mentioned categories of vile freakazoids.

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    1. David Gendron Avatar
      David Gendron

      Almost poetic… 😉

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      1. bloggerclarissa Avatar
        bloggerclarissa

        This was the goal. 🙂 You have a good feel for language.

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  4. Leah Jane Avatar
    Leah Jane

    To the condescending, paternalistic, clueless idiots of the world who choose to finger wag and lecture on subjects they know absolutely nothing about: Fuck you and the high horse you rode in on.

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    musteryou

    To the apes in capes who advise me concerning what sort of “lady” they think I am, having just noticed me on the Internet, who presume I can do with some advice on maintaining my moral status. Ha! You are an ape in a cape. That is all.

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  6. David Gendron Avatar
    David Gendron

    Fuck all pseudo-Québécois fucktards who will vote for Jean Charest because this shitload of turd “stepped it up against the fucking enfants-rois students”!

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar
      bloggerclarissa

      If people really say that about Charest and the students, then fuck them in all languages I know. Idiots. They should be proud of these students who at least tried not to allow to be pissed at.

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    Anonymous

    To the summer – what a fucking horrible season you are. My god. What a terrible few months this has been: stress without relief, heat without relenting, and no money to make the time off worthwhile. Fuck you, summer. I’d just as soon work nonstop.

    To the people who deserve it: you are such sons of bitches. You fucking asked for everything you got, so I don’t want to hear your bullshit. Take some responsibility and stop acting like I’m the only bad guy, because as I see it, everyone is at fault. Get off your high horse and say you fucked up, because you most certainly did.

    To school starting: I’m delighted that school is starting but because summer was so fucked up, I’m not really prepared. Fuck fuck fuck.

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  8. Liz Avatar
    Liz

    To my “friend” who feels the need to constantly belittle my life choices and desires FUCK YOU. Not everyone wants a 1950’s picket fence life, why is that so difficult to understand? I get it, we are very different people, but why interrogate me and shame me and shit on me mercilessly when you will never succeed in making me feel guilty about what you think I should feel guilty of? I’m not withholding sex for the sake of withholding sex, I am not changing my name when I get married, I’ll never have a family or get married for the sake of having a family, I’ll never stop trying to expand my perspective of the world and trying to understand the views of others, I’ll never buy into your sexist lies so GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

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  9. SB Avatar
    SB

    To the condescending asshole who was supposed to mentor me — you are a little piece of shit. You don’t have any originality which is why you feel the need to suck up to people. Go to hell and never ever ever show me your face. I hate you. I trusted you and you let me down.

    To the insecure assholes — you guys are a piece of work. Is there anything worthwhile that you have achieved in life that could account for how absolutely obnoxious your attitude is to other people? Nothing! So just fuck off, will you!

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  10. Z Avatar
    Z

    Fuck Chevron. And if you do not know why I am saying this now, fuck you.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar
      bloggerclarissa

      Stupid feeakazoids. Enemies of humanity. Yes, totally fuck Chevron.

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  11. Z Avatar
    Z

    Fuck the supercilious bitch I am about to ban from my blog.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar
      bloggerclarissa

      That isn’t me, is it? At least, I hope it isn’t.

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      1. Z Avatar
        Z

        Claro que no.

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