The Stunning News of the Day

In today’s most fascinating news story, I have entered my classroom twice, taught my classes, spoke in a quiet, polite manner to the students, and managed to keep my clothes on and my breasts firmly in place and away from the students’ eyes. Since all we hear nowadays are stories about naked, swearing, breast-waving professors, I think that this occasion where a teacher manages to get through the day’s work without any scandalous incident should be noted and celebrated.

5 thoughts on “The Stunning News of the Day

  1. I’ve never heard of a male professor being accused of swinging his dick around in class, so its funny that you only ever hear of female professors doing this stuff. Must be because women are sluts, right?

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    1. Oh no, there was this case last week where a male professor ran into class, stripped naked, and did flail the dick around, actually. This is one of the stories that provoked my post.

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      1. I stand corrected. 😛

        The anti-intellectual camp and the anti-women camp are very closely aligned, so you can understand my confusion. What with the Republican Party and all. Although I genuinely hadn’t heard of that story.

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