What’s Worse?

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Clarissa

October 17, 2012

What’s worse than translating your essay with Google Translator?

Finding an article in English, translating it with Google Translator, and trying to pass the resulting monstrosity off as your own work.

Plagiarism and Google Translator: why stop at just one offense when you can have two?

But wait. . . there is something that is even worse.

Does anybody wish to venture a guess what that is?

What’s worse is doing all this when your name is Pedro Rodriguez.

Now try topping that! Well, the semester is still young. I’m sure somebody will come up with something even more egregious.

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9 responses to “What’s Worse?”

The Rigorist

October 17, 2012

Racist!

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The Rigorist

October 17, 2012

I’m a white guy. I get to hear that all the time.

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1. bloggerclarissa
  
  October 17, 2012
  
  The student is also a white guy. 🙂 And I’m a white gal. 🙂
  
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  1. The Rigorist
    
    October 17, 2012
    
    I see. You have to protect poor Pedro from my harsh humor.
    
    I knew that.
    
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    1. bloggerclarissa
      
      October 17, 2012
      
      No, somebody needs to protect me from Pedro and his Google Translator. 🙂
      
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Spanish Prof

October 17, 2012

Hey, i got somebody who tried to do the same, but instead of a random essay, ze chose an academic article on Ariel Dorfman published by a full professor at Penn State

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lb

October 17, 2012

My favorite of these is from a colleague: a student turned in one of his (the colleague’s) articles as a paper for his class.

I have had people turn papers in that were Google translated but to the wrong language. When I pointed this out, they thought it was just a minor mistake — choosing the wrong language.

I received a paper on the Inca Garcilaso, for a course on colonial Latin American literature, that was actually an article on Garcilaso de la Vega, the Spaniard, and the *graduate* student who did this did not see the problem.

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1. bloggerclarissa
  
  October 18, 2012
  
  “I have had people turn papers in that were Google translated but to the wrong language. When I pointed this out, they thought it was just a minor mistake — choosing the wrong language.”
  
  – Oh God. This must be the winner.
  
  “I received a paper on the Inca Garcilaso, for a course on colonial Latin American literature, that was actually an article on Garcilaso de la Vega, the Spaniard, and the *graduate* student who did this did not see the problem.”
  
  – But wait. . . this one is even worse.
  
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Kellen

October 18, 2012

I feel like I could totally be a successful Spanish graduate student if these kids are allowed in…

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