A student who kept missing all those Friday classes is answering the question “What is linguicide?”

It’s a murder of linguists. Franco hated all linguists and wanted to kill them off because they were part of the terrorist organization ETA. They also support the welfare state and Franco doesn’t like that.

In the section where students didn’t miss lectures, most people got an A for this mini-quiz, though.

9 responses to “Those Pesky Linguists”

  1. Daran Avatar

    “Linguist” kinda sorta sounds like “linkage”, which is my total pathetic excuse for submitting these two:

    Will these bastards ever strop trying to revoke our freedoms?

    These murdering bastards kill more people than all the abortionists, home-birth-practitioners and drunk drivers put together.

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  2. Daran Avatar

    I posted a comment but it disappeared. Not even “awaiting moderation”. In spam filter perhaps?

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Yes, it went straight to spam. I have now rescued it.

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  3. musteryou Avatar

    At least these are not the cunning linguists, as the old joke goes.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Ha!!! I never heard this great joke!

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      1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

        If I had known the joke, I would have totally named the post after it. 🙂

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      2. Daran Avatar

        Ha!!! I never heard this great joke!

        The Master Bakers must have kept it a secret.

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        1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

          Thank you for helping me get in a better mood in the morning!

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  4. n8chz Avatar

    This particular concept of linguicide reminds me of the Bush era during which it seemed as if almost every soldier with language skills turned out to be gay and was drummed out of the service under DADT, and of course every in-country local recruited as an interpreter faced intense persecution and was filing for refugee status.

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