When you are 18, you party, drink, and make merry all night long, and in the morning feel like you spent the night sleeping peacefully in your bed.

When you are 30, you party, drink, and make merry all night long, and in the morning feel like you spent the night partying, drinking, and making merry.

When you are 36, you sleep peacefully in your bed all night long, and in the morning feel like you spent the night partying, drinking, and making merry.

Happy New Year’s, everybody!

10 responses to “New Year’s Joke”

  1. Benoni Avatar
    Benoni

    This New Year’s I stayed up all night playing World of Warcraft with my boyfriend all night long, and then in morning it felt like I’d been participating in the Battle of Somme.

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  2. E (The Third Glance) Avatar

    Yeah, that sounds about right. I didn’t make it to midnight.

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  3. Roberto Severino Avatar
    Roberto Severino

    This fiscal cliff nonsense is almost over. The bill was just passed in the House of Representatives and will go to the President next. The drama was all for nothing. Way to go, mainstream media!

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  4. el Avatar
    el

    Remember how you talked of enjoying all kinds of life in old people’s home with your husband? 😦 The joke is kind of sad.

    Anyway, Happy New Year and I wish you at next New Year look back at 2013 with happiness and sense of significant new accomplishments.

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    1. Happy Great GrandNonna Avatar
      Happy Great GrandNonna

      Why sad?. Having reached such an age with husband in old’s people home and still waiting to depart together to Great New Heaven. That’s part of the significant news and accomplishments. Hahahaha!. Happy New Year el!

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  5. Ol. Avatar

    I survived the holydays and I am not that tired! I am closer to 30 than 36!

    Happy New Year, my dear friend!

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  6. Jonathan Mayhew Avatar
    Jonathan Mayhew

    I guess then if you are 36 you might as well party, because you’ll feel the negative consequences even if you haven’t.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Happy New Year, Jonathan!!!

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      1. Jonathan Mayhew Avatar
        Jonathan Mayhew

        You too! I did party hard on December 31 and got to bed at 2:30. And I am a lot older than 36.

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        1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

          It is really good to see an American person who respects this great holiday and doesn’t need to be convinced to celebrate it!

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