Every conversation with a doctor’s receptionist proceeds according to the same scenario.
With every question, the receptionist’s manner grows progressively frostier until she asks in a voice whose temperature could freeze the Black Sea, “What is your health insurance, Ma’am?”
“Healthlink,” I say.
This produces an instant and profound change.
“We are looking forward to seeing you, my dear,” the receptionist purrs in a warm and welcoming voice.

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