You Live You Learn

I’m undergoing yet another mandatory training that has informed me that I should “abstain from penetrating the genital or the anal opening of another person against his or her will however slightly.” Just to think the horrors I might have inflicted on people had I not been issued this timely warning.

On the positive side, I just discovered that my favorite blouse has buttons. I have been putting it on over my head like a sweater this entire time.

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