Me: Peter, what possessed you to use Google Translate to translate your final essay?
Peter: Oh. I didn’t know we couldn’t use it.
Me: I gave an hour-long presentation in class on why it shouldn’t be used. We did an activity on the subject.
Peter: Oh. I didn’t understand what you were saying.
Me: First of all, if you don’t understand Spanish, we have a big problem already. And how come you failed to understand the following part of my presentation:
GOOGLE TRANSLATE?
Peter: Oh. I guess I just wasn’t paying attention.
Please, semester, just be over now.

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