The only immigrant group that is more hopeless than mine is that of the Cubans.
A very irate gentleman was soaking in the Gulf of Mexico surrounded by a group of worshipful ladies. He was using the opportunity to impress them with his knowledge of history delivered in a heavy Cuban accent.
“And do you remember that time when Castro said he would let everybody leave if they wanted to? And he even provided the airplanes for those who wanted to escape from Cuba?”
“Yes. . .” the ladies responded breathlessly.
“What you don’t know is that those airplanes took Cubans straight to Siberia. Where they were all killed!”
“No!” the ladies gasped.
“Yes!” the man barked. “All of them were shot on the spot, including small babies.”
I had to swim away because I was afraid laughing so hard would make me drown.
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