The University of Minnesota at Duluth has fired Rod Raymond as wellness director over numerous charges that he denies, The Duluth News Tribune reported. During the last four years, two students filed sexual harassment complaints against Raymond and he was facing other, unspecified charges.

First of all, what the heck is a “wellness director”? Do people not realize how idiotic the title sounds? And what is this university doing, hiring all kinds of completely useless people who have nothing whatsoever to do on campus but molest students?

5 responses to “Blight of Brainless Bureaucrats”

  1. David Gendron Avatar

    But, but, but…he molested his students for their own wellness! 😉

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Right! According to the new Maslow pyramid, he was satisfying their need to be satisfied by a wellness director. That’s dedication to your job! 🙂

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      1. David Gendron Avatar

        So, he’s fired for doing actually his job? Oh God, the poor guy! This is a scandal! 😉

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  2. thevenerablecorvex Avatar

    I looked up “wellness director” and apparently…
    “In a nutshell, a wellness director promotes healthy living through diet, exercise, special programs and initiatives, education and more.”
    (http://www.ehow.com/list_6317300_duties-wellness-director_.html#ixzz2U8I6WstI)

    Is that what universities need? Some chump dictating to students and faculty what they ought to be eating? How many useful people could be hired for the same amount of money?

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    1. David Gendron Avatar

      To be raped by your wellness director is a very educative exercice! 😉

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