Pregnant Chic

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No, I still don’t drive. And this isn’t my car. The car, the hair and the outfit are measures my sister took to make me feel better in the last two weeks of the process.

The measures worked beyond anybody’s wildest dreams. My legs that looked terrifying after a severe case of PUPPPS magically got cured overnight. I went to bed with legs that were swollen, cracked, red, and itchy, but woke up with legs that looked completely normal, just like they looked my entire life. I was so happy to see them again that I wanted to kiss them.

This is the great power of the subconscious.

5 thoughts on “Pregnant Chic

  1. Looking good 🙂 you should get a license and drive that new car… would make quite a statement! (everyone at your school would think you had lost your mind post-partum.. but you would just look and feel great!). Only I am certain that car would not be cheap.. lol

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    1. “everyone at your school would think you had lost your mind post-partum.”

      – They would think that if I got a Toyota Tundra or something like that but this car looks harmless. It’s an enormous drag to put that hood up and down, though.

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  2. hey clarissa, daughter asks if you are expecting “trillizos”. Apparently that’s the spanish word for 3 babies. wow!, are you sure you would be back to work in january with 3 baby boys?.

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