Library Books

Dating a married person must be very similar to using a book borrowed from the library for your research. The probability that at the worst possible moment the book might be claimed by its owner makes the relationship with it hurried, superficial, jealous, and somewhat neurotic.

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  1. Not to mention that you’re liable to get blamed for torn pages and writing in the margins (and some stains that you really hope are from spilled coffee) that were already there when you checked it out…. honest!

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